Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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