Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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