Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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