what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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