I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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