Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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