Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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