It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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