Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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