There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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