So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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