They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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