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Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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