i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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