Your tits are I can't wait for
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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