The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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