I'm really into asian looking animals
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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