I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
PANTIES FOUND
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