just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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