Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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