I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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