oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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