This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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