Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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