How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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