Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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