haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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