Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Randomize
