I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm really into asian looking animals
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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