come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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