I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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