Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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