You really coming over, don't trick.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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