MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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