You're so nebulous sometimes
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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