I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
handjob tips. give me some.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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