when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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