I need help removing her.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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