i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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