I just made out with a guy for $7.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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