ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
