I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
