3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
