do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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