check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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