Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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