My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
