The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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