you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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