one might say we're banned from that church
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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