She is in my trunk
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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