why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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