if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
