i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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